It was night time and Sonic was busy watching a porn show to keep his thoughts off of Shadow. Sonic had feelings for Shadow since he first saw him after the Ark incident. He wanted to tell Shadow but he was afraid of what he would say.
Honestly, I've been thinking about this lately. I've seen so many rants on topics like these on the internet, so I wanted to give it a shot myself. This is really long so prepare yourself.
Disclamer : I do not own anyone mentioned in this fanfic or the mstthis is parody. A man is typing something into a large computer, then there are a bunch of flashes and noises. Man: Dammithow long is this spposed to take?
His suspicions began after he and Amy joined the platform a few months ago, when she began to seemly become addicted to it. But then things took a sharp turn when he saw that she seemed to be only talking to one user, Shadow The Hedgehog. Sonic then decided to host a sting operation to see what was truly going on. But he would never expect what he would see next.
Sonic finishes explaining to Tails the definition of a "Montreal Meat-pie": a Canadian having sex with a meat-pie. When asked why he tells him this, Sonic mentions that he is getting fed up with space, and likes scouring the internet for weird shit. Suddenly, the Great Fox's never before seen doorbell rings.
Welcome back to my second installment of: Sonic High School. He could feel the rash on his balls and it was getting worse than before. Sonic goes to school and gets cockblocked.
What does it remind you of? Can you imagine a blue hedgehog with red shoes running around on it? The similarities between Major Magnet and Sonic the Hedgehog are not coincidence.
Thanks to you guys, I will make a fourth chapter! The two hedgehogs were teleported to a pitch black room, which was no other than Shadow's bedroom. Shadow dropped the chaos emerald and carried Sonic to his black and red bed.